Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize
