she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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