I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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