I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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