How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
no you cant smoke seaweed
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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