You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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