Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
