S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
