even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
