Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The Olympian is in my bed
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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