So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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