Nicole vs. Life
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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