is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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