I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
