no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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