I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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