This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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