Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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