In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So many bounce houses so little time
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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