You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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