He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
