So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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