hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
did i just pee glitter
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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