yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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