There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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