It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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