Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Non-Jews are for practice
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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