do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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