My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
they need to just BURY HIM!
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
