If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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