She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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