Your face is a jimmy john
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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