Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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