hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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