Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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