I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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