She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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