worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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