OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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