It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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