i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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