so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
COCAINE IS GR8
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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