Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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