so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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