These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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