what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We were destined to go to rehab together
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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