He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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