Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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