You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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