so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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