love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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